            
              you place an overdue library book on the floor in front of the front door. the library book merges seamlessly with the environment. six weeks later, you trip over it on your way out the house to go to the library.

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

You got the last part wrong. I tripped over it on the way home from the library...

[–] em2@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Wait, were you going to the library? I'm sure there was somewhere else you need to go to run errands. Was it the grocery store? Better check the pantry and fridge to see what you need. End up on the couch eating and watching TV for the rest of the day.