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That purple! Is that Lex Luthor's Buick?

That's clearly a key part of the process.

But only official Sibarist black gloves will guarantee the quality of the resulting brew.

Beats me.

Seems like you could put an inverted shot glass in a beaker for the same effect.

You know this kid's porn stash is on his phone or hard drive somewhere.

It's a weird site. Not too active.

A lot of months and years old threads floating to the top.

Well, they did expend a lot of ordinance and drones to get just that one guy.

But deporting them is too much trouble! We should put them in concentration camps!

And when there are less of them we can fill the empty spots with other subhumans who give us trouble! Yay! /s

Shishi reminds me of a certain recently departed tall youngster who was also lacking in technique...

Wakatakakage getting blown away by Hakuoho was fun And Hoshoryu vs Tamawashi, man that was close!

No, but I think Natto's a great way to enjoy the tournaments, so I just shill for him whenever possible.

Tobizaru vs Shonannoumi not a classic but entertaining.

Shishi looked shaky
Shodai alert early in a tournament! Could it be?
Midorifuji so good! The opponent started the throw, but MF put himself in a better position to finish it!
Ura vs Oshoma, you could feel that coming...
Kirishima so good!
Kotozakura out-Abi-ing Abi

The bow twirling felt a bit casual

pm to ask me about Natto condensed, but complete, tournament footage, with statistics: Makuuchi, Juryo, and Makushita divisions

Those signatures at the bottom of the column...

• Ted Kaczynski

and Steve Hannah, Onion CEO on the date of the article's publication on Feb 17 2023.

are the only ones that are legible.

Bottom right is probably Mary Kay Letourneau although a quick google doesn't turn up any samples of her signature.

Reddit people identified the top left as T H Zweibel, fictional owner of the Onion

Top right Joe (something) #19 doesn't match up with the few athletes with first name Joe and the #19 that I checked. Someone on reddit said it's Joe Sakic, a hockey player, but it doesn't match his autographs.

Again someone on reddit said middle right is Benedict Arnold, but again, this doesn't match any samples of the signatures that come up.