I bark at them using my very human vocal cords (I don't even have any other). Prove me on court that I was not using human vocal cords to bark. Or maybe I was using totally non-human made recording-speaker device?
Or maybe my 1.7m tall fursuit was designed to be weared by my cat? No way even lololong house cat could be that big. (lie, I don't own a fursuit, in any size, but point still apply).
Oh I know! Some tailed buttplugs were totally designed for pets and it is all about being pet care!
Oh but this is the word to trigger so ffff many on the internet recently. Silly fuck is so popular word recently, we see fucks and sex and porn on cornflakes ads on tv... How something we see everywhere everyday could trigger anyone anymore?
but Luigi? This word is a fucking reason to get straight into a jail. Luigi makes strong and rich and powerful peoples tremble in fear, o yeah, totally powerful thing. We totally should use Luigi word more.
<here I wrote quite silly, dedicated insult for You, but sadly, rule 2 ask me to stay out of gore content, maybe another time. Please have a nice day>
oh HI o/
I'm new here, yes, I don't like unneeded swearing, yet they are valuable to have.
Here is mine:
spoiler
Luigi
Saw enough memes and internet stories, where some silly joker pulled such tail in public and it was not belt. So many stories, I'm nearly sure at least 1% of them were true.