xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago

Elon Musk has a dollar

He has a lot of them, but he also has a dollar

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 67 points 5 months ago (7 children)

96 bricks of cocaine? Damn, I can’t believe they found 95 bricks of cocaine. What kind of a dealer has 94 bricks of cocaine?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 56 points 5 months ago (4 children)

This implies there could be a gay gluttony month and I’m all for it

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It pairs great with the Khlav Kalash

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 72 points 6 months ago (15 children)

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 61 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I thought bats were nocturnal

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

In Quebec, we play fast and loose with license plate laws, just like our bridges and general road conditions 😎

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago

The thread feels very British

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 6 months ago

Using the roman numeral system, I’d say we’re currently at an I-rate

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 6 months ago

Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago

It was drinking rawr milk, which has 420.69% chance of catching me when I fall for u ~•teehee•~👉👈🥺

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