xkbx

joined 9 months ago
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 63 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

So you’re saying if I fuck the same way Fremen walk the desert, they can’t track my car sex…

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 4 months ago

IT’S NOT TOO LATE

HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THE 2016 ELECTION:

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

no read ಠ_ಠ

only trans god junk ಠ_ಠ

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 4 months ago

I, too, crave sauce without borders

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only if Johnny plays Morticia and Winona plays Gomez

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My fellow chums and I think it would be quite corking if we gave our personal data over to the local advertisement agencies

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 5 months ago

What if you’re a little more rocaille?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 13 points 5 months ago

So this is how liberty thrives. With thunderous fapping.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wait until you find out “bottoms up” isn’t about a group of people taking an elevator to get mimosas

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Reclass everyone to sorcerer / wizard - panic at fire immune bosses - ??? - win game

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