Incest Myres
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joined 1 year ago
Ouhhhhh you saucy
I like you
I can confirm. As a person who had a chihuahua for 11 beautiful years, he yearned for the most violent death of any and all that displeased him, which was anything bigger than him.
Go back into shower, resume task
Someone made a post about how they thought they could fight a bear, describing exactly the scenario in the image.
I remember when this reddit post came out, it was as wild as that imaginary bear. Forgive my reminiscence, but I think I made a comment like “dude shut up I wanna see him do it” to someone saying that he shouldn’t, and it got several upvotes. A dozen, even. It was nice
Fuck, man, you know when a meme just hits you in a way you aren’t expecting? This one just footballed my funny groin.
Took the L on this one
True. The start of the 1900s was no time for messin’ around and making babies. We had to go work in the mines
The statute of ligma
I’ve been pronouncing it all-e-glucky
Instructions unclear, reverted to feudalism, defended literal, inherited pile of manure with violence