xkbx

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

I haven’t had any issues last time when I brought my OLED Steam Deck into France, and typically I only bring carry-on. Then again, I also really don’t mind traveling light.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a really good point, thank you!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 14 points 1 week ago

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 67 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 2 weeks ago

Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 63 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Outside, where grass is real and may be touched

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 3 weeks ago

The call is coming from inside the call

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago

I love cartoon violence

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