tombruzzo

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Want to leave America but still want to drink Monster Energy? To truly be free of the imperial core you must kill the American inside you.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Initially this looked like someone doing the cheeseslap meme for Terrified Stock Image Man.

And I've heard of this happening. A person in another Lemmy instance I'm in mentions having cheesemares all the time

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Toddlers are incredibly Chad because they don't give a fuck what anyone thinks about them and do whatever it takes to get what they want

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Errr... if you like your twin towers, you can - no, wait"

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

The headlights on the cop car in the right image make it look like he;s thinkin bout that dino grabber

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

He's a nice man servicing her guns for her

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

It's so funny having a bullshit coworking space in what used to be a factory

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

She's just a fan of Stone Cold, the Texan Rattlesnake

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They're calling it the One Big Beautiful Bill on official channels? I thought that was just a nickname

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Victorian bus stop located

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

The Dersh feels like the most guilty innocent guy around, like some legal George Costanza always next to the nonces but never doing any of the noncing.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

And this isn't even including all the vaccinations

 
 

I saw some news item or something on here, just normal stuff.

You Americans have a couple of hours to come up with some cooked take when Something Happens over there before I wake up.

I want to open my phone and see some meme 3 layers of irony deep that makes me go to a normal news website then makes me say, 'this is how I find out?'.

Do better next time, hexbear.

 
 

I just really like having meetings

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