thegr8goldfish

joined 1 year ago

Humidity is a bitch here. AC keeps it at 70° F overnight and 72° F during the day. Heat won't cut on unless it's 62° F in the winter, and it runs only a couple of times over the entire season.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

TL:DR He says his dong is normal sized.

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Having an erection on demand button sounds wrought with hazards of it's own design.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 22 points 6 days ago (3 children)

We yet cling to the hope that it is not naïve to believe our good brethren in the Executive Branch perceive the rule of law as vital to the American ethos,” he wrote. “This case presents their unique chance to vindicate that value and to summon the best that is within us while there is still time.”

Why the fuck would anyone believe these turds believe in the rule of law? It's contrary to everything that's happened since 2016.

What shall we call this country when the United States of America as we once knew and loved it no longer exists?

IDK what we call the corpse of the USA but I think Founding Farters might work for the pieces of shit that have brought us here.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This kind of circular firing squad bull shit is exactly why American liberals get their ass kicked in almost every election. So busy blaming each other instead of the people that actually elected the moron in charge. What happened to big tent?

Is this a quote? Honestly, this is a children's book.

[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tomorrow's headline:

Supreme Clowns Ruling Limits Freedom of the Press to Printing Press Only

I like them because they're so cheap. Plus SmartTube is the only way I can bear to watch youtubes on the TV anymore.

 

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