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There’s something wrong with that list. It doesn’t contain the phrase “Egg Banjo” 🙂

And that, despite what the ‘merkins might tell you, is essential for a sandwich. There’s no such thing as an open sandwich. That’s just stuff on a bit of bread.

Thereby tieing you to your ISP forever unless you were willing and able to keep changing your email address.

Never. Use. Your. ISP's Included. Email. Service.

The UK government set a target for numbers of smart meters to be installed. It didn’t say that they needed to be working as smart meters. Nobody should be surprised by this.

Telecoms engineer. The management. Forty-three years, two months and nineteen days. 😀

I’m sure people in Gaza will be absolutely thrilled 🙄

We should be fine, after all since Brexit we've plenty of happy contented British fish, right?

Jonny Ball. On top of a Transit Minibus.

I ferried Portillo across a river for one of his shows - and was briefly featured as a result. He was an arrogant git.

Do you still regret the missed opportunity? :-)

I'm not surprised, it should of course be CIIIR ;-P

It’s historic. If you’d ever driven a Mk1 Ford Escort with 1289cc and a 3 speed slush-box automatic you’d understand.

Of course modern automatics are completely different but the preference for manual transmission is a hangover from those times.