My partner's the tasty one in the relationship. I don't wear lotion or anything, he just isn't into my flavor :(
smh
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other hair may also be licked---my dog is really into beards and eyebrows. He also tries to get into ear canals. For him, though, you just need to wash off the tasty, tasty face oils. Then he gives a single lick and walks off in disappointment.
Date balder men.
That's for the best.
(I'll describe it in case you're serious:
spoiler
You know those Asian squat toilets, a fancy hole in the floor? First shot is of one of those with a toilet seat suspended over it like a swing. Second shot is outside the stall, angled along the stalls. We see the feet of someone swinging out of the stall, like they're enjoying the toilet swing. A brown turd-shaped object rolls out from under the stall door. A hand with holding toilet paper reaches out and picks up the turd, pulling it back into the stall.
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- edit fixed spoiler tags because I love y'all.
- edit2 omg why won't it spoiler? will desktop help?
- edit3 thank goodness.
maybe instead of a pill that can kill an immortal you get a pill that can de-immortal an immortal. That way you still get the element of surprise. Everyone likes surprises, right?
My aunt knit me a pair of socks 30 years ago. They're still kicking. I've darned them and I love them. They're the color of clown barf because I was in middle school at the time.
I swapped to Kagi this month. It's refreshing. I'll probably end up on the $10/month plan. They also have a library pilot program I'm trying to get my academic library to look into.
Shared with my Linux friend that is learning Spanish to better communicate with the almost-in-laws. They were amused.
update: so was their Windows boyfriend, who helped them with the "bless Gabe Newell" line.
Slaps car. You can fit so many cats in this baby.
Same, but my state. It was maybe 6 months after mine was stolen.
(technically, you can still sell them but the rules are strict. One of the ways was if the catalytic converter was attached to a car at the time. I think the other way was just more paperwork.)
ETA link to legislation
Yeah, I'll start making major changes on this active system people are actively using while they are actively using it. Or... I could do it at 10pm when they're all in bed and won't write me nastygrams about interrupting their workflow.
I'm also thinking of things like roadworks, where you can either have land closures when folks are out and about or at night when there are fewer folks on the road and working with hot asphalt is less hot.
There are also some processes that need to be done at a certain temperature, like thermite welding rail (skip to like 4:00). So, either you air condition the railroads or you weld when the outside temperature is right.
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And if a character of childbearing age and physique is nauseous, they're pregnant.