samus12345

Always ask if they want the food first.

"This is when having a narrow urethra comes in handy, I tell ya hwat."

No Tifa? This is an outrage!

I never noticed that Spongebob's shoulders change position on his body when he raises his arms.

If it's well-written enough to be entertaining, it doesn't even matter whether it's real or not. Something like it almost certainly happened to someone at some point.

George Washington: Terrorist

What is that thing sitting to the right in the first panel? A young sibling covered in mashed potatoes?

colonial

This could apply to either spelling.

Colauer and armauer.

"In the nearly two weeks since Mr Thompson’s killing, we have seen a shocking and appalling celebration of cold-blooded murder"

I know, it's disgusting how the media have been celebrating the CEO, who let thousands of people suffer and die for profit, as a sympathetic figure.

I am so tired of seeing that CEOs ugly mug everywhere. Regular people who are killed don't get their faces plastered everywhere every time there's news about their killing. It feels like the media are trying to encourage sympathy from the masses, but all I see is a monster who let hundreds of thousands die and/or suffer from crippling ailments for profit.

Now, now, you don't want to be uncivil to the feds who have their boot on your neck!