rickyrigatoni

Those don't come with disc drives anymore unless you're willing to pay extra.

The demon craves blood.

I would never hurt an alpaca.

Same stupid juice ya'll smoking.

If they don't have hair they're not people sorry.

If you ever give a bow to a cancer patient I will hunt you down.

Bows are for hair and she ain't got none.

Did you even sow anything?

I need to find a car rental place near me just to rent one out for a day.

It's only gay because he lost the poop plug 🫡

I HATE sequel lightsabers being just glowing baseball bats.

Well yeah >buzzfeed