rhubarb

joined 1 year ago
[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

jesus there's going to be a thousand dogshit AI "tributes" whenever a big celebrity dies from now on, that's it, I'm going to live in the forest goodbye

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

If you think Noo-Noo shouldn't suck up the tubby toast then you don't understand what Teletubbies is really about

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

If I was at the helm this site would be seven years old by now, maybe more

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Did you know that the T-Rex is genetically closer to Cleopatra than an iPhone?

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The dub, it's pretty rough and definitely feels like the voice actors weren't in the studio at the same time, but a lot of the wild line reads have a strange charm to them

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

In episode 17 of the OG Gundam series, Bright tells a soldier that he is "authorized to use excessive force if necessary", which would be a pretty good line if it felt at all like it was on purpose

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They are round, tasty parts of a plant, that's a fruit if I've ever seen one

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm so tired of these mango clowns, what is wrong with a good old fashioned potato?

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People were outraged when Chris Pratt was cast to play Mario in The Super Mario Bros. Movie, but no one cared when the Pinocchio remake's Jiminy Cricket (an arguably more central character) was played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who also played a character named Chris Pratt in The Lookout (2007), hypocrites much?

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Wow the office chair industry is like 95 % weird scams right now, this sucks

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

currently resisting the urge to tell people to blame it on the misfortune of their birth

[–] rhubarb@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Master schemer characters are fun and all, but petty schemers are just so much better. If you need a successful schemer in your story, please make them very lucky instead of some mastermind.

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