rhubarb

the type of dude that quotes Goethe at the gin bar

I want to take a poop but i'm waiting for a package and I know the moment I do the delivery driver will materialize behind my door, where they will wait exactly the length of a wipe before driving away at the speed of sound

What, a worker just pretending to be busy?! What will the duplicitous generation Z think of next?

I really like tracking packages, they should make a thing where you can do that without ordering anything

Lemmyites are former redditors, and mainstream reddit was always shockingly unanimous with their misogyny when an appropriate target happened to come around.

I bought some really nice shoes for an absolutely goofy discount online (small feet privilege), chat could you pray that they fit?

Happy midsummer to all of you, even the haters and the losers

2027 and 2029 are both prime-numbered years, and the next two are 2039 and 2053, both of which are goofy science fiction year numbers that probably won't actually happen. We don't understand how lucky we are.

I'm convinced none of the people making these language learning apps understand what the actual use case is, I would be more likely to pay not to have to do this kind of stuff

The Juggalos have infiltrated the Democratic Party and are arranging crypto Gatherings

There's a Bowie song called The Supermen, if that counts

It's getting so hard to find decently priced single-origin organic extra virgin blood these days, I'd rather walk outside on a sunny day than give money to these profiteers