my favorite part is the sound they play when shit sucks. it's like a violin played by someone who is full of dread
regularassbitch
joined 3 years ago
OWNER: hi, my name is Jonathan Blumpo and I'm the owner of Grease Pit BBQ. for some reason the city is close to shutting us down
cut to a charcoal grill in a completely enclosed kitchen
EMPLOYEE: we keep telling John to take the grill out and invest in a smoker and some general ventilation in the kitchen area but he keeps screaming at us and throwing wood chips at our eyes
GORDON: so this restaurant has no windows, no vents, and you're cooking with charcoal indoors?
OWNER: yes, but- but Gordon, my father started this business 5 years ago as a way to get me out of his house, I literally cannot afford to ventilate this place and pay my rent
cut to owner dumping a golden wheelbarrow of cash tips into the back of a Ferrari
thank you! this info filled a hole in my brain