quicklime

We'll find someone, I'm sure.

Could we make it Uranus?

Let us now palpate this irony.

He's not worth the fuel cost :\

I can't afford fast food anymore. This article must be about the vanishing middle class and above.

pretty sure the other replies missed the satire

and that's just the psych side. It's blatantly obvious that in terms of physical health he has one and a half feet in the grave.

Now is that better or worse than being raccooned by up to 100 hounds?

The trick is learning not to hate what you live, but to live what you hate.

No, I get what you mean. It just depends on what we mean by "breaks everything". I'm not saying we're looking at human extinction in ten years, or the complete loss of advanced industrial civilization in ten years. But I do expect in that time span massive and permanent decreases in the average standard of living and the availability of goods, services, and information.

I don't understand who's downvoting this article, except for maybe those who didn't read it and are only downvoting the headline.

If anyone's downvoting it after actually reading the whole piece, I wonder what they found objectionable about it.

Fuck it. YOLO. Only got 10 or 20 years until the water wars or WW3 or climate change breaks everything anyway.

psst.... don't look now, but it's less than ten years.