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Sorry, we couldn't prosecute the shoplifters so we can't give you the £1 reward. They are still out on the streets though and know who you are, so watch out.

I'd rather go back to burning coal, thanks.

The general public requests that Downing Street stop criminalising everyday protest.

What were your smuggling?

I don't think even the Tories would have been brave enough to try this on.