nxdefiant

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[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Now imagine what it was like for the guy who took over his old job in New York on that day.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago

He's only 37 years old in that picture.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Traveling by myself, absolutely agree. Traveling with family, if I could check all our bags the day before the flight, I would.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Maybe for the regions that only speak one language. East Texas alone mixes English, Spanish, French and German dialects. It's like a sitcom of bad accents down there.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

From what I can tell there's 30-40 each and about 160 world wide. Crazy!

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (17 children)

America should be Eevee, because there are so many opportunities for variation.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm torn between targeting just the worst world leaders or targeting them at random. The end goal would be making every politician understand that a mysterious force WILL turn you into a lizard if you displease it. There will be no indication of what displeases the mysterious force.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Lawful Good:

Foresight to convince the smart, powerful people that they're making bad decisions, influence them to make better decisions for the world, only use it for enough personal gain to sustain a decent living.

Neutral Good:

Mass Suggestion Convince the dumb powerful people I'm a divine being and they better do as I say, use this power to force positive change amongst the easiest to control masses. Collection plates at churches now go to me.

Chaotic Good:

Gate, Use teleportation to extort billionaires by witnessing their depravity and threatening them with exposure, also portal tech. become Rick Sanchez. Rob swiss banks for fun and profit.

Lawful Evil:

Meteor Swarm: Hold cities hostage for ransom.

Chaotic Evil:

True Polymorph: I'm going to start turning politicians into lizards. For cash I'll turn random shit into itself but but made out of a different material and auction if off, passing myself off as a great artist of incredible talent.

Edit because I forgot about the money half way through.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also that guy should drink some water, he's definitely dehydrated. Maybe he didn't elaborate because he passed out.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 152 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dealers: We inflated the ever living shit out of the ALREADY inflated MSRP on all our EV's during a global recession and now no one wants to buy any of them!!

Manufacturer: The customers have spoken, EV's are dead.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No.

"Drink of my blood" "Eat of my body"

This guy made 12 living phylacteries.

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