mendiCAN

joined 6 days ago
[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

So glad I'm out of that shithole.

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 12 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

on the phone with his accountant

trump-kubrick-stare "what do you mean there's no box on the bankruptcy form for 'country'?"

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

In that case I'm in complete agreement with you.

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

🎶"I'm like a one eyed cat peepin in a seafood store"🎤

Nah, I love any n all subversion of authority. Tho it might alter the language it's not the kids fault it's the censors, and if the fallout is just me hittin up urban dictionary now and again ill do it with a gotdamn smile on my wrinkled-ahh face. Get em kids!

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Never happier to be vegan, tho lacka FDA inspections will surely be fuckin up plant-based too

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

From the depths of red sea, Lord is my rock

Pope Doggy Dogg, funky as the, the, The Diocese

Went holy on that ass, but it's still the same

The Church is the spot where I serve his name

Follow me, follow me, follow me, follow me, but don't lose your grip

two-fizzay's the yizzear for me to Pope up shit

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

Cruella couture

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like the way you wrote this, mind if i ~~steal~~ heavily reference it?

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Do you have any pictures of this cat laying with the birds? For science? doggy-beg

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

Lol mods! First they ban pooppoo and now they say we're not peeoee enough! UlyssesT died for our sins kiryu-slam

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

You got the new haircut you've been thinking bout?

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