heydo

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[–] heydo@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There's a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Oh....

Well you're fucked then

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What applications do you have that IT controls the password requirements for?

IT controls your AD credential requirements in most cases and that's pretty much it. It sounds like your employer needs to implement an SSO solution.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like they need belts...

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Start at the top and move down. Any areas such as crotch, ass, and feet are dried with the end of the towel while the face is dried with the middle of the towel.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should know that undercooked beans can be poisonous, and it is best to soak them before cooking.

If you do try this please prepare the beans properly first.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Information security professionals hate this one trick...

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I would have to blast bedrock to make a hole or buy tons of soil to bury a house lol.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 58 points 5 months ago

Wife taught our dog to crawl.

She was trying to teach the dog to lay down and stay while she backed away with the treat. Our dog figured that if she kept her belly on the floor and crawled over to the treat it should be fine...

So my wife said "Good crawl!", and kept working on it with the dog. Now the dog crawls on command.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

For me it's:

Step 1: Google

Step 2: Open stackoverflow link

Step 3: Read a bunch of people yelling at OP about why their question/issue is dumb and that they need to Google more.

Step 4: Find what might possibly be an answer to the question but it is written in a way that leaves out half the knowledge I would need to correctly interpret the answer because this person just assumes I know everything there is to know about programming already. Meaning I would never have need to ask the question in the first place, duh.

Step 5: Leave computer in disgust and maybe try rubbing two sticks together to make a fire that I can use to burn everything down...

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

That is NOT how you vertical mount.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

What I find most interesting about the game is experiencing the characters stories and their reasoning for their actions. The gameplay is fine enough to keep it interesting for me.

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