gidostro

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[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 31 points 3 days ago (24 children)

I’d like them to focus on taking all the Americans who can contribute to the economy. I volunteer for tribute.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Someone go make green note, blue note, yellow note, all the notes!!!!

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 12 points 3 days ago

Omg Trump saved TikTok, the only thing half the country cares about.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Americans do think foreign politics are controlled completely by the American president.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 1 points 3 days ago

Yes, lots of “inspiration” there. ;)

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 76 points 3 days ago

The only thing worse than shaming your customer is inconveniencing them.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Right. $50kUSD for what is essentially a go cart with no airbags and a manual retractable fabric roof and paper clip roll bar.

Realistically, the original Mazda Miata is a safer car with more features. It would fit perfectly into my mid-life crisis by sitting in my apartment carport collecting dust because I can’t afford the insurance on this gorgeous death trap.

But… let’s touch it again with our eyes:

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 days ago

He doesn’t like trashy women. I mean… his women are kinda trashy, but like high class prostitute trashy. Guccicoochie?

But Rosanne is just a two-buck-fuck who cleans up at a gas station.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 1 points 4 days ago

I know right? I think I would cry if I got in it. It’s a masterpiece.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 18 points 4 days ago

Boeing killed John Barnett

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

“ChatGPT, is this spam?”

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 9 points 4 days ago

“No Ticket.”

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