gargolito

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[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They're allergic to human saliva, but it has to be very fresh and delivered with the tongue.

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 76 points 5 days ago (7 children)

How else is the Kremlin supposed to finish destroying the US. Duh!

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I remember when running a successful business required accountants to count the beans. Is this what running government as a business looks like?

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

I always wanted to learn how to bankrupt more than one casino. Now I know.

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Totally normal.

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 4 points 6 days ago

This sounds as observant as the epiphany that you can't breathe under water unassisted.

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Do you honestly believe that this administration will do anything to Zuck's Meta?

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

This is like one of those "downloading" progress windows that get stuck on 99% for hours, you hit "cancel" and the download had been done all along.

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dealing. Is an art.

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 53 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Is q-anon Elon Musk? What? I'm just asking questions.

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

I'm sure neither he nor his Mafia aren't making any money from these market swings.

[–] gargolito@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The libertarians want everything for free. Interesting.

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