fuckstick

joined 1 year ago
[–] fuckstick@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Right? Skip the kidney failure and go right to the front of the line

[–] fuckstick@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Is anyone really shocked? They publicly stated months ago that 70% of VMware’s profits come from Fortune 500 companies and that’s what they would focus on.

[–] fuckstick@lemmy.world 107 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I just Huff my Stream Deck recreationally or socially, I’m not addicted to it I can stop anytime I want

[–] fuckstick@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

My wife needs a printer for work and I hate the thing. I’ve firewalled it off as much as I can for two reasons:

  1. they’re usually a massive security vulnerability
  2. if it updates its firmware it won’t take cheaper 3rd party cartridges anymore
[–] fuckstick@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

The first time I belched at dinner. It was just my parents and my sister. We hit one of those quiet pauses in the conversation and I let a tabling rattling belch go without thinking about it. My mom couldn’t stop giggling that night.

[–] fuckstick@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I heard about this on a podcast and thought the host was just messing around