You know when you're playing a game and you think this is kinda dumb sure my gun now does 100 more damage but the baddies have 100 more health so really nothing has changed? But it still makes you feel better because well, it's 100 more.
I think that's how these valuations work.
Why are you even arguing? You misinterpreted an obvious joke. Just fucking let it go man. It's ok to fail sometimes.