It's been translated slightly wrong. This part:
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it seems like you have a dick in your ass, and I have a dick in my ass... But! There is one nuance
should look like:
it seems like you have a dick in the ass, and I have a dick in the ass... But! There is one nuance
As in, the nuance is that one person has a dick in the ass but they're receptive whereas the other guy is active. Does this make sense? It's funnier in Russian lol
this aint your poppys cia no more