Oh, so you're in a real live desert. That'd be way too much work. I bet you have some beautiful natives growing out there. Sucks about the grasses, tho. I have enough trouble with bermuda grass, I can only imagine the problems from something that could be invasive in a desert
Daikon radishes. They grow in about anything and are especially good at clay busting. Grow a bunch then let them die back. Till them in and repeat until you get enough environment for the worms to take over the tilling. You can keep piling on radishes with something like clover and peas to add some nitrogen fixers. This is more a pasture revitalization technique, but if you don't mind being the weird radish guy for two or three years (depending on local conditions), you could do it on a smaller scale for a lawn
Anytime I think of John Romero, I think of Daikatana and their ad campaign
Since we're in a science-themed shitpost area, I'd just like to take this moment to be both pedantic and gross in reminding folks that llamas and alpacas don't just spit, they vomit into their mouths before givin' it that hawk tuah
If I had a kid that asked for Newports, I'd just give em to them. Kinda curious to see where that goes
Then, unless you're the owner, you're getting underpaid
Damn. You just don't think about crabs being an an enemy. Must have hit his weak point for massive damage
Nah, the real trick is burying the body deep deep, then burying a dead animal a few feet above it. Corpse Dog hits, but they dig up a sheep, Lt. Scruffins ain't gettin a treat
R E P R O D U C E
An evocative image that truly captures a genuine facet universal to the gem of human experience, for in the gulf between every one of us lies some kind of weird ghost thing fuckin up the steez
Yeah, I'm convinced they know. We know it, they know it, and I'm pretty sure at this point they know that we know it. So, like, what, we're all just gonna hold hands into the apocalypse? Sorry, I'm not trying to come off as being shitty at you. Like a lot of people I'm just very frustrated with the way things are in a wide selection of sections of society and I just can't help but think of Kitty Genovese in times like this
The reference mouse is oversized