SpiderFarmer

I guess if your dad is Oedipus?

All this because his dad wouldn't let him go to art school.

Is this the Old Yeller Speedrun lady? If so, maybe she should get a taste of her own medicine.

That sounds like the sort of linguistic evolution you'd find in post-apocalypse or SF writing. Love it.

Paved bike paths are nice in that they don't require constant work since nobody is driving anything heavier on them than the occasional public works Golf Cart. But it makes it bittersweet that the year I finally decide to do this 100 mile bike ride is the one where the trail is getting torn up for a full year. I'm in my thirties and I'm not sure how long I'll stay in this state, so the window on me attaining this bucket list item feels like it's slowly drifting off from me.

Sorry, I was forgetting that most people don't care about genocide and the like. As some commenters have sagely pointed out.

Is he trying to tank his campaign?

Little of both, really. When you convince people that books are evil and gay and that community classes and efforts are communism, you can turn people off on the few opportunities for growth and improvement that do exist.

If I could have even half the coolness of that saxaphone player...

You made me feel suddenly good about working weekends.

Petition to make this the filter for when people in movies go to "America".

Great assassin name, ngl.