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A bloodless coup, all smotherings.
"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department", says Wernher von Braun.
Finally, the machine that jacks you off can be completed! I guess it probably has other uses, idk, I'm not a roboticist.
Police are examining footage of a hooded person seen pressing the EPO button at OpenAI's datacenter. We have received the following image of the suspect's weapon:
If I were a CEO (and therefore likely a shareholder making more on capital gains than whatever salary I "earn" on the books), I would relish the opportunity to pump the value of my stock with meme hype and then get a sick severance package from the machine I told to "fire" me. Aww, shucks, I sure wish I could keep coming to the office and pretending to work instead of staying home in my million dollar gooncave pursuing my actual passions.
My Kimmortal
I was literally in a store called Staples yesterday looking for one of these fuckers and they simply did not have it. Baffling.
Damn, I hope no one has already started a non-profit for prostate cancer support called Post-Nut Charity.
Go to the hearing or you'll risk deportation. Don't go to the hearing or you'll risk deportation. If only there were a name for this kind of situation. 🤔
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ROC (Republic of Clowns)