Runcible

I did know about Biden's contribution to making it inescapable, just had never confronted the "what if no one pays" portion

what happens if people just don't pay their student loans at this point? Is there some sort of collection/enforcement arm? Does the federal government start garnishing your paychecks?

I can respect this

Trump will be in the air within 10 minutes of the US confirming ballistic missiles heading towards US mainland

is he flight capable?

I mean, aren't they just sugar cookies with a little bit of cinnamon sugar too?

~~wth?! it's the only bad cookie~~

edit: I owe a retraction, I had temporarily forgotten that white chocolate macadamia nut cookies existed.

no, you have to read it to me and you have to do the voices

That's what we're willing to spend to keep airlines profitable because people get spooked off flying due to a really weird and niche terrorist attack for like, a week,

While I'm sure they appreciated this, I have always believed that the primary purpose of the TSA was to normalize the police state

edit: I believe even preventing plane related demolition was secondary to this

this remains the wildest political story of my life.

Unfolded like crazy vaguely right wing (?) conspiracy theorist builds home made weapon and assassinates head of state, is slowly proven right about everything, topples government (political party, not country)

just ask ChatGPT to feel for you bruh, it's not even that hard

The Cube!