Royal_Bitch_Pudding

joined 1 year ago

environmental damage is the answer here.

[–] Royal_Bitch_Pudding@ttrpg.network 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Have your DM introduce a storyline that starts off with interrograting drug dealers on roof tops.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't an implication

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

They sound like twats

Player 1's father is obviously the Warlord.

Player 2's father is also the Warlord. He killed the father in the same way Darth Vader killed Anakin Skywalker.

Player 3's mother sold their soul for the Warlord to fall in love with her.

Player 4's Father is the Warlord and Player 3's Mother. Except after they got together they settled down for a happily ever after.

This is exactly what I would do if I rolled god like stats

Just go hangout in a whale for a while. Maybe they'll give up.