MrMoon

joined 1 month ago
[–] MrMoon@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

And why not girls too?

[–] MrMoon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I used to think that being this sexually active was normal. I now understand I have something fundamentally wrong with me and I need to find other things to occupy myself with.

[–] MrMoon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What was the 90s like?

[–] MrMoon@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The one with 500 teeth.

[–] MrMoon@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Doesn't go together

[–] MrMoon@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I started seeing a therapist after I got into an unfortunate accident. Maybe it's the fact I'm always somewhat horny and it's hard for me to focus on anything else other than sex/people I find attractive.

[–] MrMoon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Is that a brand of whisky?

[–] MrMoon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Easier said then done.

[–] MrMoon@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago
[–] MrMoon@aussie.zone 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I suck at not being fired from jobs. Saying sober and having a schedule isn't my thing. Luckily I found a part time job as a waitress in a casino in Las Vagas. It is one of those kinda classy places where we all have to dress in black/red leotards similar to playboy bunnies. The reason I like the job is also my biggest weakness. The hours are loose and I can drink for free on the job but I become insane when I drink.

This one time I slapped a coworkers butt. She leaned over the bar to put something down and I just slapped it. In my defence it was a pretty nice butt. In all seriousness I don't even know why I did it. I'm not even attracted to women. I was tipsy at the time but still.

A few days later my boss called me into his office and told me I had a sexual harassment complaint put out against me. I remember how embarrassing and awkward it was. I've experienced similar things in the past so I understand. I ended up having to watch a few anti-sexual herassment videos and that was it. By the grace of god I didn't get fired.

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