Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of Kermit quietly raking up fallen leaves outside. Caption reads "He decided that today was a day best spent focused on the leaves in the yard."
Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of a man talking to a woman inside a house as they look outside at zombies roaming the landscape. Caption reads "We're good on toilet paper, right?"
Alt Text: 1 Guy: No one buys maps anymore. My career is over.
2 crumples up map and throws it
3 Guy, looking at crumpled up map: Wait a minute…
4 Guy selling globes
Alt Text: 1 Guy: No one buys maps anymore. My career is over.
2 crumples up map and throws it
3 Guy, looking at crumpled up map: Wait a minute…
4 Guy selling globes
Why would anyone voluntarily watch Asmongold?