"A fool and their money will soon be parted."
Matthew_Gasoline
joined 2 years ago
"Some people create their own storms, then get mad when it rains."
"Cheat Enabled."
Next time you're eating the chips at a Mexican Restaurant, get a side of lemons/limes.
Apply citrus to chips and sprinkle desired salt amount.
The salt will stay on the zesty chips throughout the salsa dipping process.
"Never underestimate the power of stupidity in large groups."
Something about laying in a bed you made yourself...
I wouldn't say she lost any "friends" in high school.
I think the TLDR is a little misleading as well. Encourage EVERYONE to think for their selves, no matter the location.
I read this in Meatwad's voice lol
Senior year of Highschool, I put Unreal Tournament on the school server. If it were me, I'd recreate that experience, including our teacher looking around the class. That was almost 20 years ago, I hope everyone is doing alright.
Do you guys not have to pay for cable in order to get internet? Must be nice...
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He'll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can't keep up anymore.