Im lowkey misandrist
Leon_Frotsky
joined 1 year ago
Inb4 "actually shoplifting is always cool and based", they're literally shoplifting from a gaza famine relief fund. There's a real corporation's shop right across the road that sells the same chocolate bars and also has zero security they could shoplift from instead.
Everytime someone shoplifts one of the chocolate bars from the oxfam when im on shift i just do the NL bit about imagining them dying in a car crash later that day because they were too distracted eating their chocolate bar
One of Melina's all timers
iirc it came from mocking another one of their bullying victims who had a lisp and pronounced CWC as Kiwi
I'm incredibly bear pilled ngl, as long as I stay a decent distance from it and don't do anything dumb I'll be fine, with a random guy idk what might happen, there's no certain set of rules to follow to get me out of the situation safely - I'll probably be with a perfectly normal well adjusted guy or I might be with some super transphobe who sees a small visibly trans girl alone in the woods away from all civilisation with no witnesses or some incel who sees his opportunity to get some, regardless of consent. In the bear scenario, all of the power is in my hands to just make sure that I don't do anything dumb and as long as I don't I'll be fine, in the man scenario I just have to trust the luck of the draw to give me a decent man to be alone in the woods with.
Im drunk asnd i hate men