LargePenis

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[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

The language and symbols used by the "resistance" in Latakia today are completely Iranian/Axis-coded. The coverage by Iranian media also seems way bigger than usual and suggests that the Iranians are fully backing this movement and probably smuggling weapons to them through the chaos of the Lebanese and Iraqi borders and SDF-controlled areas. Don't expect anything from Russia, they will be on the sidelines watching for this, and Iran will also not take an official supporting stance as long as this doesn't snowball into a larger armed confrontation.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What is happening in Syria is pure insanity, here's my little breakdown of the wider geopolitical situation from what I'm understanding from scrolling through Arab Facebook and Telegram today.

There are basically two opposing sides when it comes to how to do deal with the new Jihadi government in Syria. One side is pro-cooperation and consolidation of the new government, and the other side is pro-chaos and making it as hard as possible for the new regime to gain any legitimacy both internally in Syria and internationally. Here's how the situation currently looks if we're talking major regional players:

Pro-regime: Saudi, Qatar, Sunni Syrians, most other Arab states and Turkey

Pro-chaos: Iran, Iraq, Egypt, Hezbollah, SDF, minority Syrians and Israel

So we have a rare situation where the interests of Iran and Israel converge and they're both interested in making any effective ruling difficult for the Jihadis. The Israelis' partners in this clusterfuck are the Druze in Southern Syria, and some possible backdoor collaboration with Syrian Kurds in Eastern Syria. The Iranians still have good relations with former SAA members and are popular with Alawites and other Shia-adjacent groups in Syria, which is why they're backing them in Western Syria on the coast. Iranian and Axis media also seems to have shifted towards a more positive coverage of the SDF. I personally don't even have a take at this point, this is all developing way too quickly.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Syria has already speedrunned the 2003-2006 consolidation stage of post-2003 Iraq straight into the free-for-all Call of Duty multiplayer stage of 2006-2007. It's basically open war in the entire south and now the coast. A Hezbollah-Iran-backed group called the Military Council for the Liberation of Syria has suddenly appeared and they've done quite a major operation today against the new Jihadi regime, killing tens of fighters and kidnapping many more. I just wish Assad wasn't a complete dumbass and was more effective in killing the Jihadi dreams earlier, look we're today for the sake of Allah.

[–] LargePenis@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (7 children)

cuck n chad ranking: blast from the past edition

Note: RUS vs UKR back in first row

Gigachad Chad Neutral Beta (Fe)Male Virgin Cuck
Daily map enjoyers (still caring about Russia capturing a treeline in Bumfuckskoya after three years makes us chads) Putin (riding out the global war against him by basically doing the same thing for three years, every day is better than the day before for him) Ukrainian diaspora (I respect the sheer shamelessness of cheerleading for a war that you watch on TV while driving a taxi in Berlin and going to nightclubs there) Medvedev (somehow the most unhinged poster in this entire war, somebody needs to take his phone away) Zelensky (getting the cuck treatment in the US by being the most annoying person to ever exist
The people of Gaza (Allah's bravest creation, just their existence and steadfastness makes the zionists shake) Erdogan (no person in the world gets more undeserved Ws than him, somehow comes out as a winner in everything) Donald Trump (the whole Zelensky saga is hilarious and a net positive, but he's so unhinged and is leading the world into some fucked up territory) Jolani/Sharaa (screaming about jihad and justice until Israel is taking his territory, then it's pure silence) UAE (on a streak of multiple Ls after their loss in Yemen, loss in Sudan and their failure to save Assad)
Hassan Nasrallah (permanent gigachad spot for the Master of the South, I miss him every single day) Sudanese Army (successfully kicking out the RSF maniacs day by day, respect to those dudes) Qatar (the most confusing country in the world, made sure that Gaza could breath with the ceasefire, but the biggest backers of Jolani at the same time) JD Vance (this guy is so fucking annoying, who the fuck allowed a 4chan poster to become vice-president of the most powerful empire in the world) the EU (never seen such a cucked organization in my life, they only exist to bet on the wrong horses and take Ls)
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