Kaveros

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Happy Holidays To All Who Celebrates in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I asked Santa for 1000 dead billionaires.

My great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!" in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 42 points 6 months ago (4 children)

If plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn't that mean I will last forever?

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Why are women in pregnancy test ads always happy it's positive? (hexbear.net)
 

I mean why? Wouldn't it be much more realistic and relatable if the ad was like "oh thank fuck I'm not pregnant"

Whoever is Responsible for Bringing a Horde of Bluesky People Here, Take Some Credit! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Kaveros@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

I joined yesterday from Bluesky and that's what got me.