JailElonMusk

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[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 2 points 19 hours ago

Agreed. That's my motto for everything in life.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 80 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (25 children)

So if it added ".06 to the cost of a four dollar hamburger" to pay people a living wage, why are we not doing this everywhere?

Is it millionaire greed? I bet it's millionaire greed.

Brad Close, CEO of NFIB (National Federation of Independent Businesses). NFIB speeds more money lobbying to keep people poor (124 million) than than take in each year (113 million).

Brad makes over $480/hr (or 1 million dollars a year) to lead a company that tells the government you shouldn't make more than $7.25/hr. He must be 66x smarter and more productive than those making minimum wage.

That's just one example, look up Serv-Safe and the National Restaurant Association. It's not an accident these workers are poor, it's on purpose.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The only time I have agreed with Felon Musk.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 49 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure I watched a very persuasive infomercial from our president on why we should buy them.

This is obviously due to the liberal media brainwashing consumers not to buy them.

OR...

It's produced by a Nazi.

It could be that this vehicle has averaged a major recall every 60 days since release.

Gas pedal detaches itself for spontaneous fully automated joy rides.

It looks like what happened if oops all polygons fucked a roll of tinfoil.

It rusts, the panels fly off, and if you take it through a car wash it'll total it.

It hasn't lived up to any of the hype or range estimates stated.

The trailer hitch is held on by the polycarbonate (plastic that went to college) frame, so enjoy causing a massive traffic fatality while towing (even within the recommended towing capacity specs).

It's 14 times more dangerous than the Ford Pinto which was on the market 3x longer and became synonymous with explosions.

Lastly, it's become a way of explicitly telling the world I have a $100,000 truck and a $10 brain.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Is this the same Bayer company that made the Zyklon B pesticide used in Adolf Hitler's gas chambers?

I am shocked, that they wouldn't warn consumers that their products cause cancer and then would want to cover it up?

Shocked, I tell you.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 159 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's a good little free speech absolutist.

Remove content you are responsible for creating because you are self incriminating yourself.

Billionaire fear is back on the menu boys!

Keep it up and one day we'll toast to his incarceration, hopefully with all the "empathy and due process" they've been showing to our America citizens and green card holders.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 137 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Alternative headline:

"38% of Americans are so addicted to NewsMax, Fox News, and OAN that they can't stop sucking the toes of billionaires to "own the libs", even as he cuts billions of dollars for them and the veterans, children, poor, sick, and needy."

Millions of people will die for the sake of Hairplug Himmler's fragile ego and masculinity.

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

Lock him up!

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 57 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It should say

"Moscow Mitch, who dedicated his spineliness chinless life to pumping dark money into America politics and selling out his constituents, the constitution, and our freedoms just realized people may not like that".

[–] JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Could it just be that their brains are defective?

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