ExtremeCyclist

joined 3 days ago

Now I'm gonna take my bike and buy a crowbar. You never know when one of these idiots needs some face modelling.

[–] ExtremeCyclist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (5 children)

If you don't like cyclists going everywhere give them good bike lanes.

[–] ExtremeCyclist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

The law have been written by automobile clubs lmao

[–] ExtremeCyclist@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Look Henry, I know Charlene left you and it’s been hard for you since the divorce. I hope your masturbating habits got better. You know your weak pelvis floor and 8 seconds intercourse couldn’t satisfy her anymore. Nobody likes a premature ejaculator. But you’d be happy to know she now found a new love with a cyclist who can pound her ass all night. Maybe you can do a little joyride to the McDonald to celebrate, fatzo

[–] ExtremeCyclist@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ah yeah a 2m wide bike path is gonna destroy the city but a highway doesn't lmao