EmptySlime

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[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe that would be one who prefers to fuck other people, but on the couch.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm with both of them! Go Woke, go Broke? More like, "Go Woke because broke" right? R-right?

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

It's true. He is in fact way more Him than I was ever capable of being.

I am simply built differently... alternatively. Some might even go so far as to say incorrectly. I know I would.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh yeah you're right. I just looked it back up and this article says one of the commentators was getting $400k a month, a $100k signing bonus, and additional performance based payment in exchange for I guess 4 videos a week.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

I guess according to the allegations only the founders of Tenet Media or whatever it was called knew the money was coming from Russia and they hid it from the talking heads.

But like... How much money do these people have to be getting paid before they have a thought to question where it's coming from? Dim Tool was apparently getting like $100k a WEEK from them. Like at what point does it start to get suspicious?

Edit: I was misremembering. Apparently it was $100k a week so that's $400k a month.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I've gotten tricked out of so many things by those blasted Fae. My gender, my sexual attraction, my attention, and precisely 1 (one) of my pronouns.

Now I go by He/They because I can never be Him.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does this stack with the clipboard, HiVis vest, or ladder buffs? Asking for a friend.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago

From Wikipedia:

In November 2022, Gearbox Entertainment acquired the Risk of Rain IP. Hopoo Games remains an independent studio. Hopoo now states that they are working on other games and projects.

The Steam page for the DLC also lists Gearbox Software as the developer and Gearbox Publishing as the publisher so yeah. Seems accurate.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Looking at what appears to be this guy's twitter I think that's probably accurate. One of the first things I saw looking for this guy's profile was this and I can't see any other explanation for the term "Straightriotic lovemaking"

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

I believe that is Revy from Black Lagoon.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm so oblivious that I wouldn't even get to the step of overanalyzing the lyrics. I would have just thought "Oh they think I'd like this song? Let's check it out," and that's it.

I'm so oblivious that multiple times my partner tried to initiate sex by trying to make out and get handsy with me and I completely missed it. If it's not explicit "You. Me. Bed. Now," level direct then like 95% of the time I miss it.

One day my partner got so frustrated with my obliviousness that she asked me flat out if I was asexual or something. I had no idea what that was but turns out yes, yes I am.

Funniest thing to me though. When it's directed at me, then I'm totally oblivious. But if my partner sees an attractive woman out and about and starts visibly thirsting even a little I can tell immediately.

[–] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Specifically the character from The Ring movie. The person whose specific vengeful spirit haunts the video tape. It's been ages since I've seen it but I think they changed her name to Samara in the international release but in the original Japanese film the person whose ghost haunts the tape is named Sadako.

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