DurbanPoison

joined 1 week ago
[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 14 points 2 days ago

That smoke is white phosphorus

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 17 points 3 days ago

"Please don't kill me"

"Stop being antisemitic"

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago

Oh, I know.

It's just funny, Rand Paul watching him mumble stupid shit at the Trump rally, and then thinking "Wow. What an excellent orator. We should make him the house speaker".

Republicans won the house, right? So I doubt the next incumbent house speaker is not going to be a total piece of shit.

I doubt Elon will even acknowledge a nomination. House Speaker looks like a job where you can't fly your private jets coast to coast nor tweet all fucking day nonstop.

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes please give that man with that barely coherent Pretoria-English × US-attempting hybrid accent the job title of "Speaker".

[–] DurbanPoison@feddit.nl -1 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Are German prisons as scary as US (from what I've seen on TV) prisons or South African Prisons?

I'd rather die than spend two seconds in Pollsmoor prison.