Diuretic_Materialism

joined 10 months ago
 
 

I think astrology is really fucking stupid and it annoys the fuck out of me when people won't shut the fuck up about it, especially when they KNOW you don't believe in it. The whole relationship I've wanted to say that but I bit my fucking tongue, but I'm single now (and high) so fuck you.

There I fucking said it. No I don't want to debate about it, I'm venting, let me have this tonight.

 

gained notability for a catchphrase, "hawk tuah", an apparent onomatopoeia for expectoration on a man during oral sex.

replied by proclaiming, "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang", referring to expectorating on a man's penis to lubricate it before oral sex

so what am I to do? Tell my 24 year old friend she can't find a 40 year old hot.

Yes

I'm gonna police the fuck out of who everybody fucks and you can't stop me!

 

Applaud my genius please.