If Distractible has taught me one thing, it's that chainsaws belong in crotches apparently
Denvil
"My name is Robert"
"...Dick"
"..."
Oh fuck I just realized I've been on Lemmy for years... its been that long???
stickers?
Stickers?
Exclaation marks are clearly too agressive, going to need you to cen*or that
Edit: Ah fu*k it's just italicizing... uh...
Just sew it back on, I'm sure it'll buff out
/s
The book Hatchet opened my eyes to this. One of the really early scenes in the book is the main character getting absolutely eaten alive by mosquitoes at dusk. That scene scares me...
mumble mumble mumble ... BWA BWAH BOOM KABLOOEY... mumble mumble mumble
It certainly is well optimized. It can run all of creation on what? Not a single bit of computational power (that we can tell), it just works!
The graphics are overrated, there's no artistic flair whatsoever. I mean can you tell me who the lead for that was? Cause everybody and their mother has a different answer. It's so unrecognizable and generic that people misattribute the credit all the time.
It was a meme that originated from this copypasta, although it's apparently unclear where it came from:
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."
This could be interpreted as belittling the efforts and courage of those who do acknowledge themselves, like "oh if you're a woman then I'm a fucking attack helicopter" or something like that. I've never seen it as anything but a meme.