Some clarity — this was actually my first Reddit post ever. I didn’t know about the “no repost” rule until after I got the removal notice.
The first message I received didn’t mention reposting at all — it just said the post was removed and suggested I try a different forum. Here’s the screenshot of that message:

After a quick search I saw a few suggestions saying “remove brand names, it might look like a bot promo,” so I edited and reposted. It stayed up for almost two hours and people were saying thank you, so I figured it was fine.
When the mod later said it was a reposting violation, I asked what the original issue was so I could avoid it next time. The reply I got was basically, “I don’t care, I just don’t have the power to fix this even though your post is clearly fine.”
As for tone — sure, I called him Paul Blart, but his comments had a definite “read the TOS, dummy” vibe, so I matched the energy. 😅
I find it ironic that I used AI to sound more human — and the mod in this instance used AI to act less like one. Rather than check to see why the bot removed my post, he simply surrendered to it as an authority.