CobraChicken3000

Can we just lie to them and say we got none to spare. This, solving this "crisis."

Actually, no haha

This couldn't be more on the nose, unless maybe if they gifted chess boards with just the pawns inside.

Yeah... that's really bad

However, we're willing to export our Arctic Vortices to Texas free of any additional levies.

I wonder if ON can impose a 25% surcharge solely on Michigan? Ultimately, it doesn't really matter. Plenty of people from Minnesota (47%) and New York (43 %) voted for this nonsense.

Why not give Zimmerman a Presidential Medal of Freedom while you're at it?

Gobble the gaudy

And that is why I'm here now. Hello fellow travellers!