Carl

joined 5 months ago
[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

fuuuck why is uber so slow right now it's fucking Saturday I should be rolling in it

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

In the video game KOTOR 2, an early puzzle involves getting a voice recording of a specific dead person speaking their password to unlock a console. The fastest way to do this is by talking to the nearby HK-50 droid, who knows the code and has the ability to synthesize the voice line you need, but is unwilling to speak the code for you. You get him to do it by challenging his ego, ie "I bet you couldn't do it anyway". You record him saying the password in the appropriate voice and use it to unlock the console and proceed through the dungeon.

You can also roundhouse kick the console, blowing it up and skipping the puzzle.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

I'm parked next to a cybertrucKKK right now. Wish I had a piece of cheese.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

This is one of the first puzzles in KOTOR 2.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Picnicking with family while baseball happens nearby is America's true pastime.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

Resident Evil but it's directed by Wes Anderson.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago

uber rider: I'm on the second floor

me: my car will not fit in the elevator

I'm not sure how some people function.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

acab includes the guy standing by the grocery store entrance

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Livewire announcing a new smaller EV with two removable batteries, sounds like they've is peeking at Maeving's homework over in the UK.

Not a bad idea cuz people have been saying for a while that what you need to get new riders on motorcycles is cheap-but-reliable EVs, but damn I hate how it looks. The British manufacturer makes their battery and motor look as clean and cool as a classic single cylinder, while what LW has shown off looks like a mini dirt bike and there's already a hundred electric dirt bikes of both mini and full size variety on the market.

I guess that makes sense from a business perspective, though. "Here's a market segment we're not competing in yet". Hopefully, like they did with the S2, they take this battery and motor arrangement and adopt it to multiple styles, ie by making the next one more of a "street fighter" with road wheels and suspension but the same core drive train.

Still nobody has done what seems to me to be the most obvious thing possible: make a damn sidecar bike and put a second battery under the sidecar!

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The coyotes sound like they're having a great time outside

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

done workin but now I have to drive home and I don't have any podcasts to listen to this sucks

edit: never mind I haven't listened to the last AMCA yet this one is gonna be so good it's the one where they meet Atris

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

A guest on Space Ghost Coast to Coast put it best. "A plant out of place" is a weed, like an insect out of place is a pest. It's a definition that centers ecology and targets invasive species.

 
 

Just wanted to get this thought out there. Space on the internet is infinite, and changing to a new domain is easy and cheap. Let the people who have poisoned their brains with anti tankie rhetoric pay the DNS landlord hundreds of dollars for the privilege of setting up a redirect to NATO's website or whatever, our money and effort is better spent on literally anything else.

 

Bottom textthis is not an endorsement of the zyzzians, this is a shitpost.

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