BigLenin

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Christmas will be BANNED under Communism! (hexbear.net)
 

A reactionary, capitalist, consumerist nightmare of a holiday for treat chasing kkkrackkers!

Under Communism we will re-edit "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to end with the Grinch shoving that sled over the cliff before a crowd of crying Whos, and the Grinch will be declared a Hero of the People's Republic!

We will replace Christmas with Halloween 2, the superior proletariat Holiday to the decadent bourgeois Christmas!

...sorry I work retail and this week has been utter hell. Fuck Christmas!

Mario, I know you wanna show up your brother, but don't get any ideas... in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Was gonna say I know wedding can be expensive but damn

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Mario, I know you wanna show up your brother, but don't get any ideas... (hexbear.net)
 
Me every time I discuss politics with my Lib sister in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't. Where is this coming from?

Me every time I discuss politics with my Lib sister in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

No, I'm a koala

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Me every time I discuss politics with my Lib sister (hexbear.net)
 
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My great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!" (hexbear.net)
 

Me in my 30s: "my doctor says I need to eat nothing but kale and lukewarm water or I'll die at 50" deeper-sadness

New housing development outside of San Antonio Texas called “Dream Collection” by their developer Lennar. Most floorplans are under 700ft^2 in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Okay those houses look like shit, but I will point out that the ground being all torn up and piles of construction debris being everywhere is pretty normal for mid-development complexes.

The couple consents to a marriage. Does Lenin too? in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

yes-chad "I consent"

bloomer "I consent"

lenin-sure "I do too! Thought it's not really any of my business, enjoy your marriage."

roll d6 for pronouns in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hahahaha! You will never know my gender!

😰 is this opsec in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I must See all the Pee Pee.

😰 is this opsec in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

comrade-doggo "I know where everyone has peed!"

Advice for the newcomers: Do NOT disclose your family crest nor your fursona nor your steak subscription in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me too. But I did post a pic of a cute pup I was dog sitting once at got a weird number of anti-dog replies :/

I mean I get it, they ain't for everyone, they are loud and a lot of work. But damn I don't express my apathy towards cats every time someone posts a kitty pic here.

Advice for the newcomers: Do NOT disclose your family crest nor your fursona nor your steak subscription in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 0 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Or mention liking dogs

Advice for the newcomers: Do NOT disclose your family crest nor your fursona nor your steak subscription in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

Also avoid admitting to enjoying any mainstream television show.

new Luigi dropped in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] BigLenin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's just like me! I often get stoned and eat my roommate food, but then I feel guilty and go buy them more the next morning.

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Bikes continue to beat cars (theconversation.com)
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