AngrySquirrel

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[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Remember to also network, organize, and train.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 103 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I've seen this movie before. Can we just skip to the bunker scene?

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

I'm tired, boss

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You may want to reconsider shot placement. Consider the pelvic girdle or the face and neck. Center mass tends to be protected by plates.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, course we need a giant military parade to honor Dear Leader for saving money on wasteful programs such as meals on wheels and the veterans' suicide hotline.

https://youtu.be/AEGd3eft49s

Thank you Dear Leader for not sending me and my family to be worked to death in a labor camp, yet.

I look forward to our new tradition of yearly military parades for Dear Leader.

https://youtu.be/3rlV5Pk-Hog

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is 34 felony convictions enough to qualify?

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This reminds me of when my highschool gave out free trial sized axe cans to all of the boys as we were going into the locker room for freshman gym class...

I don't know how they didn't expect us to have an axe fight.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is this a "waste water" discharge pipe?

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

April Fools' Day was last week

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, it's called terrorism.

Glad that you have lead such a sheltered life.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.C._sniper_attacks

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They can't log it if we stop them.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I remember in elementary school, they told us not to walk alone and to "zig-zag" to avoid being shot when the snipers were on the loose. They still held classes during that time though even after a kid got shot.

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