memes

"are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it's the law"

"shit I don't remember this part in training"

Should have matched the meme buttons with the pic buttons.

Answer “yes” and a trap door is activated and you are sent directly to Guantanamo Bay for further processing by “Big Bob” and his cock meat sandwich.

Don't give in to intrusive thoughts or you'll generally have a bad time

Fucking my sarcastic ass is glad I've never come across this. My wife doubly so.

Also "are you due for a colonoscopy and not have medical coverage", because click that button and you might get one for free!

It was a misinput. Calm down! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN! IT WAS A MISINPUT!

God, this TSA is overreacting.

What happens if one doas say yes?

Glad they didn't have a "Ask again in five years" button.

I asked my girlfriend who works in aviation security auditing I asked her what would happen and she said "you wouldn't be allowed in" as it's part of a visa questionnaire.

My guess is that the button doesn't do anything by itself, but is used to see if it triggers any abnormal behavior

See what happens if you press "Yes"

*knock knock knock* FBI! OPEN UP!

🤔

Are you a god?

quick use dev tools to delete

Meanwhile ... loading crews are loading an entire cargo box under the aircraft filled with god knows what because those things are packed under weird agreements between airlines, airports and cargo companies ... those cargo boxes could be loaded with just about anything, bombs, guns, pigs, cadavers, severed heads, gold coins, computers, spaghetti, pine nuts or zombies tied in chains.

The TSA gets upset my mom's last name doesn't have a hyphen. Imagine what happens when you admit to being a terrorist

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I guess that keeps the honest terrorists off planes?