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[โ€“] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Before the melancholia debilitated me, I worked a long time as an unguilded teamster.

[โ€“] Glytch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Easily, I think they had a form of food delivery in the 1700's, it's just faster now.

Lots of "I use magic to do magic stuff" for talking to people not long after the Salem witch trials.

[โ€“] hperrin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I make machines talk to each other so that people can talk to each other through the machines from really far away. Like, you know that brand new thing called the telegraph? Well now we call those optical telegraphs because ours are made of pieces of lightning called electricity, and I work on even better versions of that. You can talk to anyone you know instantly with the machines I work on, no matter where in the world they are.

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I direct a controlled form of lightning down metal wires to power electric candles, and other amazing devices.

[โ€“] Traegert@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

I'm just going to call myself an artist of new media types and end it there.

[โ€“] ericbomb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Someone else makes a complicated tools for teeth doctors to record what they do and helps them keep track of how much money they are owed.

I teach people to use that tool, and fix it when it breaks. Usually both because I'll try to explain how to do something and realize it's broken half way through

I'm an artist, so probably. I do traditional painting, something they'd get immediately, but my digital stuff would be difficult to explain. They'd probably think my subject matter is weird, but they'd certainly be able to identify my work as art.

I work with a number of shops (all belonging to one family) to try to make sure that we send enough stock from the company's warehouse to them.

Yeah I'd say that's a simple one .

[โ€“] ohlaph@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They probably wouldn't understand what a software engineer is. I would explain to them that we have mechanical devices that are so complex that humans have to write instructions on how it behaves. That's probably not enough, but would be enough for them to ask clarifying questions.

[โ€“] MadBigote@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We're not all physicist. I coordinate the movement of goods from one county to the other.

[โ€“] Zatore@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I solve problems related to how lightning rocks talk to each other. Often there's an issue with how automatic scribes decide they don't feel like talking. Some days I must travel more than double the speed of your fastest horse using a metal box with wheels. I will often complain when my metal box picks the wrong music to play.

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in 1730 they invented magazines, pretty much most tech and communications jobs are based off of that

[โ€“] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm a math nerd at the head of a math department for a big company. Pretty sure they still stoned math nerds to death then so I'd lie.

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[โ€“] dixius99@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I work for a training department for a large financial institution. I think I could explain it as teaching people how to do their job better. Though I don't actually do much teaching, personally.

[โ€“] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do qa for headsets so uh... Imagine a painting that moves. Now imagine instead of seeing the world, there was a device that makes you only see those moving paintings. I make sure that device and the paintings work well together.

If anyone knows of any kind of animation technique from that era that would help with the description. But even flip books wouldn't be invented for like 150 more years so ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ Maybe I could find a nice painting and give the person a bunch of mushrooms and be like "this but different"

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[โ€“] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Ambisonic is awesome man, it makes the sounds go vrooom all around you.

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