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Programmer Humor
Welcome to Programmer Humor!
This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!
For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.
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software engineer (engineer for short), software developer (dev/developer for short), software designer (although that last one sounds weird). the job is a lot more than programming, depending on your position it can be mostly communication or mostly engineering or mostly something else entirely. maybe even mostly sitting on your ass all day!
My friends call me "Please fix my printer".
At work they just call me: "Put those pens back and get outta here; you were fired weeks ago!"
Is "Sir" too much to ask for?
I hate that they took away my analyst title. I'm not a software engineer dammit. I don't even have an IDE installed and haven't done any programming in 10+ years.
I’ve had so many wacky job titles that at this point i dont care as long as i get paid.
Deputy assistant senior vice president software engineering manager
Tech Priest Litanizer
Even in the trade myself for 30 years, I have nfc. Probably not Engineer (by itself) though.
As someone who is in tech… not sure, either.
I'd prefer senior developer but HR calls me a senior engineer.
I personally believe if you are writing novel IP software you are engineering, if you are just connecting cloud tools or writing basic ETL stuff, that's developing.
I'm probably 40/60 eng/dev. And 200% meetings.
H. Daddy
My dad had the rare chance to name his position whatever he wanted, but the higher ups still rejected his choice of Grand Poobah.
Software Author/ Author
And Computer Engineering is none of these.
Chief bit twiddler
Serious question, not a native speaker: Why do people in the Anglosphere refer to mostly-software companies as tech companies, or to software developers as tech workers?