Programmer Humor

I’ve had so many wacky job titles that at this point i dont care as long as i get paid.

Tech Priest Litanizer

More importantly which do potential employers want to see on my resume because they're shifty bastards always moving the goal posta around

My friends call me "Please fix my printer".

Code whispers

Is "Sir" too much to ask for?

Sorcerer of servers

Deputy assistant senior vice president software engineering manager

I hate that they took away my analyst title. I'm not a software engineer dammit. I don't even have an IDE installed and haven't done any programming in 10+ years.

If you call a dev a programmer and they don’t get huffy they are hands down one of the raddest people you’ll ever meet.

software engineer (engineer for short), software developer (dev/developer for short), software designer (although that last one sounds weird). the job is a lot more than programming, depending on your position it can be mostly communication or mostly engineering or mostly something else entirely. maybe even mostly sitting on your ass all day!

Software Author/ Author

Bit Banger

or A,B,C,G

As someone who is in tech… not sure, either.

My dad had the rare chance to name his position whatever he wanted, but the higher ups still rejected his choice of Grand Poobah.

H. Daddy

Serious question, not a native speaker: Why do people in the Anglosphere refer to mostly-software companies as tech companies, or to software developers as tech workers?

Mr Tibbs

Even in the trade myself for 30 years, I have nfc. Probably not Engineer (by itself) though.