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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/Adventurous_Floofy on 2024-03-09 00:19:26.
She's not the kind of person to flaunt her figure but her boyfriend kept pushing her. So she showed up for their date in a teeny, weeny mini skirt and teeny, weeny tube top. And my friend has a Double D chest! ๐
He had a fit! He freaked out and yelled at her that she was TOO sexy. She feigned innocence. "But you said dress sexy!" Everyone in the club gave HIM shit for yelling at her. She broke it off that night.
Edit: HER boyfriend, not mine. my title is all fucked up. ๐
Edit 2: I can't change the title, found out the hard way. My grammar sucks because I've lived in Europe forever and never catch fucks up until someone else sees does and all I can do is laugh. ๐คฃ๐คฃ